promo: caress their chest with a tea towel

Today is apparently “discreetly give the finger to people all day today” Not surprisingly, it follows yesterday which was “be gay for a day” which was marked by a lot of frottage and flirting overtures, but the clientele did behave themselves admirably.  Our Winter Promo is  in the mail. If you are a wholesale customer and have not been receiving the flyers by e-mail, then send you name, address and e-mail to info@madamepickwick.com. The retail flyer will be out shortly. The new promo has some interesting “bundled” deals where you can get supplementary discounts on some hot items not usually promoted.

Pickwick Winter Promo.

Pickwick Winter Promo.

There are some new products and services coming shortly of which we’ll keep you informed….

From yesterdays, be gay for a day highlights: As James Dean said, why go through life with one hand tied behind your back? ….11 A.M….The office coffee machine is the ideal casual flirting situation. Wait for the object of your affection to help themselves to a coffee before bumping into them. Their beverage will spill over them, providing you with the perfect opportunity to caress their chest with a tea towel. Gays received a memo from the Minister of Same Sex Contact: be straight for a day! Adapt all the guidelines, only making it clear you are heading into the closet.

If you see this in real life, it is called a gestural slip and often signifies true feelings:

the gestural slip. The physical manifestation of the Freudian slip...click image fr source...

the gestural slip. The physical manifestation of the Freudian slip…click image fr source…

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